A little while ago, communicating with a LAN not so far away...

Conversation with Sean:

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Sean:  dude, a pretty girl just sat next to the computer next to me, i was searching for star wars wallpapers at the time, she left soon after. she didn't seem so pretty after that.

 me:  She went from Leia to Jabba in 1.6 seconds.

 Sean:  lol. the force was not with her

she wasn't gonna feel my force. :P

 me:  Star Wars? She doesn't give a sith.

 Sean:  it wasnt the wallpapers she was looking for.

 me:  Once she saw the Star Wars wallpapers, she was Qui GONE.

 Sean:  she felt as if she was in alderaan places.

 me:  LOL

She left you to park off, Solo.

 Sean:  she just ewok up and left.

 Sean:  it was a pretty darth situation after that

she was just another c3p Ho

 me:  LOL at the ewok one.

Maybe she thought you were a little too tall to be a Stormtrooper.

 Sean:  lolololol

 Sean:  i was a lil Hoth under the collar though

 me:  LOL

 Sean:  my hyperdrive didn't need fixing when she was around.

 me:  Lucky she just left though. If she was really bad, she could have sprayed you with Mace... Windu.

 Sean:  that would've been some Grievous bodily harm.

 me:  :D

Was trying to think of a way to use that.

 Sean:  lol, i got nothing now. can't think.

 me:  Maybe she only goes for guys that have a tattoo...ine...

 Sean:  i can't even try, coz there is none.

lol

 me:  She was like Obi Wan KeNObi

 Sean:  she walked out the door and left it aJAR JAR.

 me:  Maybe it's because you weren't wearing a Tie.

 Sean:  lol. And i pictured us eating coruscants in paris too

 me:  SHE SENSED A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE (How did we not think of that one?)

 Sean:  lol, it's the obvious ones that elude us.

 me:  Did she walk out normally? Or did she leave while dancing Gungan Style?

 Sean:  she seemed a lil Fett though.

 me:  Maybe she didn't think your lightsaber was long enough?

 me:  Maybe she thought you were The PhanTOM Menace.

 Sean:  LOL, nah, i think i just underestimated her power to resist me.

 me:  Maybe it's because she said I and you said RRRRRRRRRRRR

*hi

 Sean:  maybe it's coz of the food i had in my mouth at the time, it was a bit Chewie.

me:  Caveshen:  Do or do not make jokes, there is no try.

I pasted the convo to him.

 Sean:  Lololol

 me:  :/ can't think of anything else.

 Sean:  yeah, i think we've exhausted it. there's only so much star wars in my head.

 me:  I find our lack of jokes disturbing

 

Sean:  me sa think so too.

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Conversation with Caveshen (after pasting most of the conversation with Sean):

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Caveshen:  ROFLCOPTER.

This is one of those I wish I was there moments.

EPIC.

 me:  We're both stuck for jokes now.

 Caveshen:  Lololol, it was fucking funny though.

So no harm done. :D

No need for FORCE it.

*to.

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 me:  LOL FIRST JOKE AND THERE'S A TYPO

 Caveshen:  Do or do not make jokes, there is no try.

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Hmm... Makes Sense

So, this random thought was in my head recently:

Which of the five senses is your strongest?

I'm sure, most people will say sight or hearing.

I considered it for a while and thought I'd go with smell.

Explanation:
I'm a pretty messed up guy sometimes. I could probably watch someone get beheaded or watch someone throw up or defecate in public and, yes, I'd be sorta disturbed, but I'm sure I'd be okay until I smelt it.
Yeah, the smell would be the thing that gets to me most.
Horrible images?
Well, spoiler alert: I might say a few horrible things in my blog. I'm pretty open.

Anyway,  point is, that's why I'd say smell is the dealbreaker for me.

I welcome comments and opinions about which sense is strongest with you (preferably with explanations of why you'd choose that sense).

3...2...1... GO.

Phuza Thursday

No, really, guys. My workplace actually has a Phuza Thursday.
Thursday is Pub Night. Free drinks after work.
WHAAAAT?!
That's right.
I might have forgotten to mention this earlier.

U JELLY?

Also, we're in the process of moving to a bigger and better building across the road, so while the construction's going on, I had to be inducted so I'm now allowed to enter the new site before it's completed.
Did that yesterday.

Will soon have to say bye to my desk that I only recently acquired. :(

My work desk, phone and laptop with awesome wallpaper

Okay, back to learning about networking on Dimension Data's online courses.

Actually working and stuff

Sup, people.
As the title implies, I have actually been doing stuff here at work.
It may not take up 100% of your time, but it tires you out quite a bit.
It's pretty cool though.
Feel a little more important. Sense of accomplishment. Smell like a man at the end of the day. Etc.
Totally lost some weight too.
SHUT UP, I DID, OKAY!

Hi, Verushka :)

She was at the beach with me this weekend, guys. We had fun.
We walked a lot and that also contributed to my weight-loss.

Not Durban's beach, but hopefully it makes Verushka happy.

Anyway lunchtime is just about up so back to work.
LATERZ.

It's been a while...

Okay, so it's been 700 years since my last post, but I have a few good reasons for this:

1) I now have a job. I am currently sitting at my desk at Dimension Data.
It's actually pretty cool. I'm an "Associate Engineer" in the Converged Communications business line.
The people are pretty friendly and stuff and the managers are helpful and all-round awesome.
Nothing's better than a manager that can make you laugh. (Well, okay, there are better things, but shut up.)
I've been sorting out stuff for this and I obviously have to spend time working now, so I'm sorry Bloggy.



The reception desk



2) I have a car. He's a red Seat Ibiza (2007 model, if you must know). His name is Ifrit and he is very helpful. Couldn't exactly get to work without him. I got him a while ago.

Ifrit

3) I've been quite lazy to blog.
... Well, it's true! I'm sorry guys. GUISE. Srsly.

Kay, so just a quick update, I guess. I'll probably actually blog again soon! Bubbye!