WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

Yuvi:
Gasp, the blog totally made that title on its own.
I didn't even.

Blog:
I did not.

Yuvi:
NOW IT'S TALKING TO ME. HOLY SHIT! :O

Blog:
Yeah, yeah. I'm a blog and I can talk. Whoo hoo.
Now why the hell haven't you been writing to me all this time?? HUH??
What, you had more important things to do?
Busy with WORK?
... You got another blog, didn't you?
DIDN'T YOU?!

Yuvi:
... :/
... What the hell is going on here? NO!
I was really busy since exams. I swear.
In fact, I came here to explain why I've been away so long.
Please, just let me explain. :(

Blog:
... Fine. It better be a nice long post.
I like them long... :$

Yuvi:
Um... Yes. It will be... :/
I'll talk about it in the next post.

Blog:
Okay. :)
I'm sorry I got mad. I'll be quiet now.

Yuvi:
:) It's okay. Lemme write the other post now.

Blog:
... I love you.

Yuvi:
What?

Blog:
NOTHING.
Bye.